Thursday 22 June 2023

The art of dealing ...

A retired old couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman promised to hold a car for them.

But they found the car was just sold to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt & a halter top.

The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply: "Young man, u said u hold that car till we raised the $95,000 asking price, yet u closed the deal for $75,000 to the young lady there. And if I remember correctly, u had insisted there was no discount for this model!"

The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat & reached for a large glass of water.

"Well, what can I tell u? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.

Just then the young woman walked over to the senior couple & gave the car keys to the old man.

"There u go," she said. "I told u I could get him to lower the price. See u later, Dad, happy Father's Day."

Once again ... Don't mess with seniors.

[Thank you, Johann.]

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