Monday, 6 January 2025
Vandag se internetgebed vir jou: Hulp van die Here
Sunday, 5 January 2025
Oomblik van stilte: Sef. 3:5
As die Gees van God wat Jesus uit die dode opgewek het in jou woon, sal jy vir ewig lewe. Deur sy genade gee Hy elke dag vir jou die krag en gesondheid om op te staan en jou werk te kan doen. Hy laat elke oggend sy reg soos lig die donker van die nag verdryf en ook skyn Hy in jou lewe en verdryf die onheil met sy reg; sy lig ontbreek nooit nie. Die kwaaddoeners ken nie die lig en genade van God nie. en is ook nie skaam oor hulle dade nie.
Here my God, dankie vir u geregtigheid oor my vanoggend. Dit wat ek nie verdien nie, maar wat U deur genade aan my gee. Vanoggend ervaar ek weer u goedheid en trou oor my. U is elke dag getrou aan u woord en beloftes oor my, al is ek ontrou. Ek loof en prys U Heilige Naam. Ook bid ek vir dié wat U nie ken nie dat u Gees aan hulle die goedheid en deernis van die Vader kan openbaar; dat hulle tot bekering sal kom en ook u Naam sal loof elke oggend, elke dag! Amen.
[Aangestuur deur Pieter Swanepoel]
Friday, 3 January 2025
LOL: For the older generation!
1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 21:00 is the new midnight.
4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.
5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
13. I run like the winded.
14. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.
15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"
16. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."
19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.
20. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.
21. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb."
Credits goes to the respective author
2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 21:00 is the new midnight.
4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.
5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
13. I run like the winded.
14. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.
15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"
16. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."
19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.
20. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.
21. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb."
Credits goes to the respective author
[Thank you, Marguerite!]
Thursday, 2 January 2025
Ouma se wenke: Algemene kombuiswenke
Voeg 'n ekstra teelepel margarien by jou kooksjokolade as jy 'n koek versier. Dit sal voorkom dat die sjokoladelaag kraak wanneer jy die koek sny.
* Kikker jou gewone rys op met kleur en geur deur 2 teelepels kerriepoeier by die kookwater te voeg. Dit lyk en smaak heerlik anders.
* Maak 2 piesangs fyn in 'n voedselverwerker saam met melk en voeg dan vanielje-roomys by vir 'n heerlik melkskommel.
* Tee- en koffievlekke kan maklik van koppies en bekers verwyder word deur die merke met tandepasta te vryf en dan deeglik uit te spoel.
* Om ontslae te raak van 'n visreuk aan skottelgoed, voeg 'n halwe teelepel mosterd by jou skottelgoedwater.
Wednesday, 1 January 2025
'n Geseënde 2025 vir elke inwoner
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Seën vir 2025!
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08 – Mev. MA Botha
11 – Mev. A van der Westhuizen
16 – Mnr J Faber
18 – Mev G Buchler
26 – Mev. E Burns
11 – Mev. A van der Westhuizen
16 – Mnr J Faber
18 – Mev G Buchler
26 – Mev. E Burns
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